Oh stop it yew....

Hello to all my peeps. Enjoy the words, I encourage yew to share a smile today.

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0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

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breelandwalker:

sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

WITCHCRAFT

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veronicacrockford:

Coloured Faber Castel polychromos pencil portrait of Lucille Ball

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veronicacrockford:

Coloured Faber Castel polychromos pencil portrait of Lucille Ball

I would love to answer some questions, friends!

Reblogged from vanityferris

  • 1: Name
  • 2: Age
  • 3: 3 Fears
  • 4: 3 things I love
  • 5: 4 turns on
  • 6: 4 turns off
  • 7: My best friend
  • 8: Sexual orientation
  • 9: My best first date
  • 10: How tall am I
  • 11: What do I miss
  • 12: What time were I born
  • 13: Favorite color
  • 14: Do I have a crush
  • 15: Favorite quote
  • 16: Favorite place
  • 17: Favorite food
  • 18: Do I use sarcasm
  • 19: What am I listening to right now
  • 20: First thing I notice in new person
  • 21: Shoe size
  • 22: Eye color
  • 23: Hair color
  • 24: Favorite style of clothing
  • 25: Ever done a prank call?
  • 27: Meaning behind my URL
  • 28: Favorite movie
  • 29: Favorite song
  • 30: Favorite band
  • 31: How I feel right now
  • 32: Someone I love
  • 33: My current relationship status
  • 34: My relationship with my parents
  • 35: Favorite holiday
  • 36: Tattoos and piercing i have
  • 37: Tattoos and piercing i want
  • 38: The reason I joined Tumblr
  • 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
  • 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
  • 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
  • 42: When did I last hold hands?
  • 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
  • 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
  • 45: Where am I right now?
  • 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
  • 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
  • 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
  • 49: Am I excited for anything?
  • 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
  • 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
  • 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
  • 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
  • 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
  • 55: What is something I disliked about today?
  • 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 57: What do I think about most?
  • 58: What’s my strangest talent?
  • 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
  • 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 61: What was the last lie I told?
  • 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 64: Do I believe in magic?
  • 65: Do I believe in luck?
  • 66: What's the weather like right now?
  • 67: What was the last book I've read?
  • 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
  • 69: Do I have any nicknames?
  • 70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
  • 71: Do I spend money or save it?
  • 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
  • 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
  • 74: Favorite animal?
  • 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
  • 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
  • 78: How can you win my heart?
  • 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
  • 80: What is my favorite word?
  • 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
  • 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
  • 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
  • 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
  • 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 86: What is my current desktop picture?
  • 87: Had sex?
  • 88: Bought condoms?
  • 89: Gotten pregnant?
  • 90: Failed a class?
  • 91: Kissed a boy?
  • 92: Kissed a girl?
  • 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
  • 94: Had job?
  • 95: Left the house without my wallet?
  • 96: Bullied someone on the internet?
  • 97: Had sex in public?
  • 98: Played on a sports team?
  • 99: Smoked weed?
  • 100: Did drugs?
  • 101: Smoked cigarettes?
  • 102: Drank alcohol?
  • 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
  • 104: Been overweight?
  • 105: Been underweight?
  • 106: Been to a wedding?
  • 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
  • 109: Been outside my home country?
  • 110: Gotten my heart broken?
  • 111: Been to a professional sports game?
  • 112: Broken a bone?
  • 113: Cut myself?
  • 114: Been to prom?
  • 115: Been in airplane?
  • 116: Fly by helicopter?
  • 117: What concerts have I been to?
  • 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 119: Learned another language?
  • 120: Wore make up?
  • 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
  • 122: Had oral sex?
  • 123: Dyed my hair?
  • 124: Voted in a presidential election?
  • 125: Rode in an ambulance?
  • 126: Had a surgery?
  • 127: Met someone famous?
  • 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
  • 129: Peed outside?
  • 130: Been fishing?
  • 131: Helped with charity?
  • 132: Been rejected by a crush?
  • 133: Broken a mirror?
  • 134: What do I want for birthday?

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vanityferris:

why am i still single?

**becauseyou’reanASSHOLE*

don’t answer that

Worth a repost

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carefreeeblackgirl:

postwhitesociety:

…o

is that Arnez?

Cousin skeeter?!!!!!

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"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

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Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

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emq:

ahmed!!!!!!!! 

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"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."

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"Do you agree that biologically it only makes sense for a man to be with a woman, seeing how the act of sexual intercourse technically only exists as a means of reproduction; which will only ever be possible in the union of sperm and ovum in humans? And that saying a man who finds another man sexually attractive is SUPPOSED to have sex with men because he was "born that way" is the same as saying one who identifies as a pedophile is supposed to have sex with children."

Asked by transcendentalized-deactivated2

uoa:

  1. i cant believe im discussing this in 2 thousand fucking 14. 
  2. this is the typical overused immensely refuted ‘homosexuality is unnatural’ lame ass “argument”: reproduction is the purpose of sex; same-sex intercourse cannot produce offspring; ergo, homosexuality is unnatural.
    (((( someone hold me back ))))
    as u would know if u took literally 2 minutes of ur life to research about this shit, while reproduction is 1 function of sexual intercourse, it is FAR from the only one. many animal species (actually over 1000 species have been shown to engage in same-sex mating and pair-bonding) engage in non-reproductive sexual behavior. why? bc the benefits of regular sex are so many i probs wont be able to mention them all but (as most rational ppl should know, emphasis on rational) sex improves ppl’s ability to deal with stress, lowers blood pressure, boosts antibody production, burns calories, reduces the chance of a heart attack, improves self-esteem, deepens intimacy, raises pain tolerance, reduces the risk of prostate cancer, reduces incontinence, improves sleep; stabilizes the menstrual cycle, improves bone and muscle health, keeps one’s skin looking more youthful, promotes longevity, improves tissue repair, reduces cholesterol, reduces depression, relieves nasal congestion, slows tooth decay, protects against osteoporosis, protects against alzheimer’s, helps prevent endometriosis, alleviates arthritis pain, lessens cramps, reduces the risk of breast cancer, reduces risk of stroke, and boosts energy ((just to name a few))
  3. also evolutionarily speaking immediate reproductive success (having lots of children) is less important than long-term reproductive success (like having many grandchildren n great-grandchildren n great-great-grandchildren and so on) in fact having some non-reproductive adults who can provide extra food n security n assist with child rearing and even act as parents to children who have been orphaned will make the group as a whole more successful in the long-term
  4. your problem is not reproduction, ur problem is simply gay ppl having sex because not strangely this argument never comes up to support the notion that straight infertile couples should not have sex.
  5. i cannot. believe. u brought up. pedophiles. should i even bother with this… did you forget to turn on anon… how is this. real. life. do you realize you are equating the right of ppl to have sex with a consenting adult to the right of acting on the impulse to abuse children. i thought it was common sense that the avoidance of harm and the protection of others takes precedence over what someone wants to do… assuming u consider pedophilia a sexual orientation (for the sake of the argument let’s asume it is) it is obvious that there are certain sexual orientations that are simply not ok to indulge no matter if u “were born that way” like if you find sex with someone against their will attractive, if you find sex with animals attractive, if you find sex with children attractive, etc. 
  6. this better be a troll.